Favorite Patrick quotes this month:
Quote #1
Me: Patrick thank you for holding the door open for Mommy! You're getting to be such a little gentleman!
Patrick: I don't want to be a gentleman! I want to be a deep sea diver!
Quote #2
Driving home from Wendy's after a Mom/Son "date", Patrick is in the back of the car and out of the blue says:
This car is as clean as a duck Mom!
Knowing my cars are seldom clean as "anything"....I genuinely wonder what he could possibly mean, and so I reply:
Are ducks very clean?
Patrick: Oh yes....
Me: What makes them so clean?
Patrick: They don't live with the pigs!
Me: Well, duh!
Have a happy day :)
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3 comments:
Never a dull moment at your house, huh? Those cracked me up!
Hee hee! Too cute! He's a clever little one, isn't he?!
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Does Patrick realize that pigs are among the cleanest animals on the planet? I bet he would be very surprised to learn that - most grown-ups are! :)
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